The Modern-Day Transgender Girl

By Rev. WarFrost with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan

I am the very model of the modern-day transgender girl
My private army I will lead and soon we will control the world
Like Pinky and The Brain I plot to dominate the human race
The ones I do not like I'll later euthanize in any case

Incessantly I cut-and-paste ad-hominem attacks I've hurled
I am the very model of the modern-day transgender girl!

In AFJC I expound on my unique philosophies
Expecting atheistic types to fall in line astern of me
I cannot comprehend why they'd reject me in a leader's role
When I'm so happy to describe what I've been putting in my holes

Incessantly I cut-and-paste ad-hominem attacks I've hurled
I am the very model of the modern-day transgender girl!

Demanding you address me as whatever sex I claim to be
Despite the fact my plumbing indicates that I was born a 'he'
To question my detractors' gender presents no dichotomy
Because I am the arbiter of everything that's 'right' or 'free'

Incessantly I cut-and-paste ad-hominem attacks I've hurled
I am the very model of the modern-day transgender girl!

Der Fuhrer's ideologies I'll happily approval stamp
It matters not that I'd have landed in a concentration camp
So long as we agree that Jews are bad or munching scat is fun
I'll shamelessly ally myself with anything or anyone

Incessantly I cut-and-paste ad-hominem attacks I've hurled
I am the very model of the modern-day transgender girl!